Although the services
I provide may be unconventional, I am a professional - much like a therapist
or a doctor.
Do not assume a mincing manner when calling. This is presumptuous and rude.
Be well-mannered and direct when describing the scene and services you seek.
I am very good at many things, but have yet to master the art of mind-reading.
Also, understand that
my time is valuable. I am well-aware that there are many out there who are
glad to call and waste my extremely limited time just because they would like
to hear my voice talking about the things I do. This kind of behaviour I consider
extremely inconsiderate and mean-spirited.
Do not call unless serious about booking my services.
This is not something
I do full-time - I am a busy entrepreneur. I have a very full professional
and social life. Read my site carefully before calling or writing.
I am crystal-clear about what I do and don't do.
My time constraints also dictate that I require a
minimum of 48 hours notice to book an appointment.
I only book appointments
with clients who will give me their full names and phone numbers.
Kindly do not call unless you are prepared to provide me with a callback number.
Should you reach my voicemail, simply leave me with the number I can reach
you at and your name.
Do not call from a blocked number as I will not answer the phone.
This is a very hard limit on my part.
I value my security.
This is not negotiable.
As a professional I assure you your discretion. Your contact information
is strictly between you and me.
The following number is strictly for callers ready to book a session.
647 300 3579
If you require a substantial amount of my time to work out details kindly click below instead: