Although the services
I provide may be unconventional, I am a professional - much like a therapist
or a doctor.
Do not assume a mincing manner when calling. This is presumptuous and rude.
Be well-mannered and direct when describing the scene and services you seek.
I am very good at many things, but have yet to master the art of mind-reading.
Also, understand that
my time is valuable. I am well-aware that there are many out there who are
glad to call and waste my extremely limited time just because they would like
to hear my voice talking about the things I do. This kind of behaviour I consider
extremely inconsiderate and mean-spirited.
Do not call unless serious about booking my services.
This is not something
I do full-time - I am a busy entrepreneur. I have a very full professional
and social life. Read my site carefully before calling or writing.
I am crystal-clear about what I do and don't do.
My time constraints also dictate that I require a minimum of 48 hours
notice to book an appointment.
I only book appointments
with clients who will give me their full names and phone numbers.
DO NOT BOTHER CALLING ME UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO LEAVE ME WITH
A CALL-BACK NUMBER. I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU UNLESS I CAN CALL YOU BACK. DO
NOT CALL FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER. I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE. YOU WILL HAVE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY VOICE MAIL WITH YOUR NUMBER FOR A RETURN CALL. THIS
IS A HARD LIMIT ON MY PART. NOT NEGOTIABLE. I require this for security
reasons.
If you will
not provide me with this information, we will never book an appointment
and therefore there is no reason for me to speak with you.
This is not negotiable.
As a professional I assure you your discretion. Your contact information
is strictly between you and me.
647 300 3579