While the services I provide may be unconventional, I am a professional - much like a therapist, a doctor or any other professional deserving of being treated with common courtesy.
Do not assume a mincing manner when calling. This is presumptuous and rude.
This is not something I do full-time - I am a busy entrepreneur. I have a very full professional and social life.
Also, understand that not all women in this profession provide the same services.
*Ideally you will read my site in its entirety prior to making contact.*
I am crystal-clear about what I do and don't do.
At the very least read my pages "What I Do" and "What I Don't Do" before making any attempt to reach me.
My time constraints also dictate that I require a minimum of 48 hours notice to book an appointment.
Be well-mannered and direct when describing the scene and services you seek.
I am very good at many things, but have yet to master the art of mind-reading.
Understand that there is no such thing as a "standard" scene" and I need to know your interests as well as hard limits before I can determine if I even wish to take the session, let alone create a scene for you.
Do not call until ready to book my services.
Understand and respect that my time is valuable.
If you are unable to negotiate our session via email (my preferred method) or simply wish to chat, kindly call my consultation line by clicking the link posted below.
I only book appointments with clients who will give me their full names and phone numbers.
Kindly do not call unless you are prepared to provide me with a callback number.
This can be your personal number if you are local to me or the number to your hotel room if you are a visitor.
Should you reach my voicemail, simply leave me with the number I can reach you at, your name and different possible times of availability.
Do not call from a blocked number as I will not answer the phone.
This is a very hard limit on my part. I value my security. This is not negotiable.
As a professional I assure you your discretion. Your contact information
is strictly between you and me.
The following number is strictly for callers ready to book a session.


